A conversation in our apartment last night, with regards to Vince Noir from The Mighty Boosh:

Annette: You totally want to have his babies.
JSR: I do not! I have only the slightest of man-crushes on him. I wouldn’t fuck him, but .. I might just spoon with him. All cuddled up with a duvet.
Annette: … That’s oddly arousing.