Thanks to the kind auspices of the good folks at NZ Customs, and the nice gentlemen of the NZ Police, my excellent faux minigun arrived today. I bought this very cheaply as a prop for a short film script that I’ve been working on. It’s all plastic, but it looks the part on camera.
Here’s an action shot. To properly recreate the FPS environment, as it were, I have taken this in a very boring Hallway, in which I have inexplicably placed A Box. No doubt it contains ammo for the minigun, or a first aid kit, or a genetic retrovirus that causes my eyes to spew flaming leeches which burn and bite my enemies. The usual thing.
I’m sorry my apartment building does not have any kind of accessable Sewer or Reactor Core, or I’d have taken more of these shots.
December 6, 2007 at 7:42 am
I have the exact same Triangle Bowl. What kind of bonus does it give?
December 6, 2007 at 8:20 am
No bonus from the triangle bowl, but the matching matt-black flower pot is effectively a Quad Damage multiplier.
December 6, 2007 at 8:21 am
Oh man, I knew it! Goddamn vendor trash! >:O
December 6, 2007 at 7:50 am
Heh. Strap that to your sore ass. What have you named it?
December 6, 2007 at 8:21 am
I have not yet named it. Suggestions?
Mr Shooty?
December 6, 2007 at 8:22 am
Hold an Internet Poll!
December 6, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Fezzik?
Margaret Thatcher?
Agent Orange?
Der Overcompensator?
December 7, 2007 at 12:11 am
I actually quite like the latter suggestion of yours, though I think I’ll spell it “Der Overkompensator”
December 7, 2007 at 12:27 am
Shit, I shoulda thought of that.
December 6, 2007 at 9:13 pm
My toothbrush?
“So sir, do you have any weapons?”
“Well, I’ve got my toothbrush”
“Carry on then”
Or, for that matter, Reason(tm)
December 7, 2007 at 12:33 am
I’ve always been fond of “Reason”
“I’ll make them listen to reason” *whirrrrrrrrr*
December 6, 2007 at 8:29 am
The garden hose? It makes planting all too easy
December 7, 2007 at 1:35 am
That prop brings back memories of Predator and Jessie the Ace.
December 7, 2007 at 2:50 am
What, no Jefferies Tube leading to the Reactor Core in the basement? Your place must be so Last Century.