Why So Seriously?

The following is a list of things which are “edgier” than Jared Leto’s Joker:

• The song “Sh-Boom (Life Could Be A Dream)” covered by a local ska band.
• A pair of “Docker” pants, unironed.
• Wearing a pair of very dark blue socks with a black suit.
• A powerpoint presentation about Bono from U2.
• A party political broadcast on behalf of the opposition party.
• Updating your CV to show that one of your personal hobbies is “Reading.”
• Coldplay.