Slashdot just posted an article about how NASA are considering using an australian-developed piece of technology to look for signs of life on Mars.
This tech is called the “Alphachron”.
The Alphachron can not a real thing, dammit. Something called an Alphachron is ..is…well it’s what the decepticons are trying to steal from the Autobots. It’s what Naruto has to protect from evil ninjas. A couple of reposession men are driving around a car with an Alphachron in the trunk. It’s in a crate next to the Ark. Nubile young manga teens fly huge anthropomorphic robots because of the Alphachron, eventually merging with it and forcing humanity to evolve into a supreme being composed entirely of love.
The Alphachron should certainly not be made by Australians.