Blu-Rays? DVDs? A Jedi craves not these things.

I shall share the following conversation I had with a friend regarding my new Apple TV:

“So .. does it play DVDs? Or does it have a Blu-Ray drive?”
“What? Neither. It doesn’t take disks at all.”
“Then what the hell does it play?”
“It plays stuff. It plays moving pictures summoned from the ether.”
“..uh…”
“Luminous media it plays, not this crude matter!”