HYPOTHESIS: That Honey Soy Chicken Chips will taste AWESOME and be SWEET like the PAIN of my ENEMIES.

EXPERIMENTAL METHOD: I will EAT the fuck out of these CHIPS like WOAH.

SCALE: A scale will be used where if you ATE an ASS and then POOPED it out of ANOTHER ASS that would be “1”, and if MORPHEUS just told you that green shit that THE MATRIX was made out of was actually FLAVOUR and your mouth was NEO then that would be a 10.

RESULTS: I GIVE these chips AROUND a 5.

CONCLUSION: Honey Soy Chicken chips are OKAY.