A recipie, from the files of JSR:

Ingredients:

– 1 x Some CHICKEN
– 1 x A packet of CHICKEN SOUP
– 1 x Some OTHER SHIT

Instructions:

Get HUNGRY. Wonder what to EAT. Decide to have a BATH instead of dinner. Get out of the bath after playing some PLANTS vs ZOMBIES. Now you are HUNGRY enough to COOK.

Look through the FRIDGE and see nothing INTERESTING and think about JUNK FOOD and then spot some CHICKEN which makes you remember that your WIFE said you had to eat the chicken or you would face her WRATH.

Put the chicken in a FRYPAN and start to put OIL in it and then instead use BUTTER because FUCK YEAH BUTTER.

Decide that the CHICKEN looks pretty BORING and so add some SOY SAUCE because it’s the FIRST SAUCE BOTTLE YOU SAW.

Get a packet of CHICKEN CUP’O’SOUP. Make it. Decide that it’s INSIPID and so add lots of CHICKEN STOCK until it REALLY FUCKING CHICKENY. And I mean LIKE WOAH.

Shoo away the CATS who have decided that all this chicken stuff is RELEVANT to their INTERESTS.

Put the fried chicken BITS into a BOWL and pour the SOUP over it.

Add MISC STUFF like GARLIC SALT and WHATNOT on TOP of THAT SHIT THERE.

Eat. And enjoy the PARTY in your MOUTH.