It's Never Lupus

Me: “What do you want to watch over dinner? The new episode of House, or a CSI?”
Annette: “I don’t like House.”
Me: “You don’t like House? Who doesn’t like House?”
Annette: “I’m already paranoid enough about medical things …”
Me: (Interrupting) “It could be lupus!”
Annette: “..and I don’t need House making it worse.”
Me: “Oh man, what if you caught some weird disease that only House could diagnose, and he’s not even real!”

This is my life, folks.