* facepalm *
On the subject of the virgin mary, it’s reported that The Vatican has overhauled its list of mortal sins. Amongst the new sins are Paedophilia[1] and “The excessive accumulation of wealth by a few”[2].
* facepalm *
Sometimes The Onion just looks like another newspaper, you know?
[1] The John Jay Report found accusations against 4,392 priests in the USA (or around one in every twenty-five priests).
[2] It’s estimated that the Vatican has real estate, sharemarket and other investments worth $10,000,000,000 to $15,000,000,000. It pays no taxes.