Check out this article about US Army reservists.
They mention a guy called “Max Fightmaster”. He’s a Staff Sargeant.
STAFF SARGEANT MAX FIGHTMASTER!
Although the article states that he’s a computer tech, so he’s likely a tech that’s fit enough to pass basic training, but in my mind Staff Sargeant Max “Fucking” Fightmaster looks like Nick Fury as drawn by Rob Liefeld.
Best. Name. Ever.