Man, what the hell am I doing sitting around by myself, watching Manowar music videos on Youtube? And then blogging about it?
Also, seriously, Manowar? None more metal. None more gay.
Perhaps New Zealand needs a Manowar tribute band. I can’t be in it, I’m way too fat. Fat dudes can only be in rap groups and True Norwegian Death Metal, and I’m already doing the rap thing[1]. But whoever does end up in the NZ Manowar tribute group (Morgan, I’m looking at YOU) I’d happily offer them the band name “Loincloths and Oil”, free of charge.
Right, off to bed.
[1] Though if the gothic gangsta rap thing doesn’t work out .. as unlikely as that seems … I may be forced to turn to Black Metal.[2]
[2] My stage name would be “Spikë Shïngaards”. The band would be called “Odinspiss”. Or maybe “Angsthammer”. Our first album would be called “Norway Has The Highest Standard of Living In The World.[3] Take Off That Makeup, Put Down The Axe, Get Out Of The Forest And Shut The Fuck Up.”
[3] Yep. Accord to the UN (http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article579769.ece ) that is. Course, on the down side, there’s meatcakes and pickled herring. And Death Metal Bands.