“[Director of the Federation Against Copyright Trust, Tony Eaton] says the federation has access to a search engine that allows it to see any illegal downloading in New Zealand.”
Oh. You do? Right. Yeah, I have one of those, too. And I have a working lightsaber. And my best friend is a talking unicorn named “Fleethoof”; when I rub his magic horn just right it makes magic unicorn syrup! Magic unicorn syrup has an odd taste, but Fleethoof says it’s “good for you” and he should know!