Annette hit Level 60 last night in World of Warcraft. Go Annette! Now she’s one of the biggest, toughest, warriors … who happens to be a very short female gnome with her pink hair in pigtails …. in the entire game. Go Annette! I, of course, continue to Bring the Holy…
Okay, now that I have slept, and had a lot of liquid to drink, here’s a update on last nights concert. If in my entire life I ever manage to rock half as much as George Clinton still rocks at age 67, I will be a happy man. Truly,…
This from Reuters: Top Cardinal Blasts ‘Da Vinci Code’ as ‘Cheap Lies’ Choice quote: “You can find that book everywhere and the risk is that many people who read it believe that those fairy tales are real,” [Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone] said. You certainly wouldn’t want people reading a book…
I recently purchased “The Gallery of Regrettable Food” and “Interior Desecrations” by James Lileks. They are, respectively, a book about horrible food from the 50’s through to the 70’s, and a book about horrible interior design from the 70’s. I read the Gallery first. It was funny…
Someone’s willing to contribute US$3M to keep the crapfest that was “Enterprise” dragging on for another fucking season. In related news, (a) “Firefly” and “Mystery Science Theatre 3000” are STILL OFF THE AIR, and (b) There Is No God. JSR…
I so seldom follow these memes, but this is a cute one: 1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123 3. Find the fifth full sentence. 4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions. 5. Don’t search around for…
I recently watched the first couple of episodes of the Nathan Barley tv show, based on the (fake, obviously) tv show “Cunt’ from the spectacularly funny but now defunct “TV Go Home” web site. It was very entertaining, and amusing – I laughed a lot – but having said that, the character…
What Follows is An Open Letter to Brylcreem Dear Brylcreem, Hi. You don’t know me, I’m a first time writer. How are you? I am fine. I’m writing about your “Hair Police” advertising campaign. In this series of ads, delivered in a faux-COPS documentary form complete with…