Just. Bad. Movies.

Prompted by the always a pleasure to read ranting stylings of , here’s a list of the worst movies I have ever seen. (Note – Limited to: (a) Movies I have seen relatively recently since I tend to put bad ones out of my mind, and (b) Biggish budget stuff rather…

Lurker In The Darkness

The always-funny Wil Wheaton posted a fantastic picture this morning – it’s of US President Bush giving a speech, while US Vice President Cheney literally lurks in the shadows. Now there have been some excellent suggestions for a caption for this, including the following (my personal favourites).. “Ahhh. Back on…

..thank you very much. Ni!

Elvis .. THE Elvis .. was apparently a huge Monty Python fan. Or so says his then-girlfriend Linda Thompson. Try to imagine Elvis Presley doing a Monty Python bit. The dead parrot sketch, perhaps. Or the Bruces Philosophy song. Go ahead…just try. That’s good old fashioned nightmare fuel.…

Greetings, Programs

Cleaned up my friends list today, unfriended people who haven’t posted for ages or simply don’t post any more. A jorb well done! Actual conversation had at work: “Seriously, JSR, why are using that Second Life thing? The graphics are so bad.” “They’ll fix them in time.…

Yet Another Life

Thanks to an unusual set of influences (namely: Noted author and Internet Jesus Mr Warren Ellis, my fellow Something Awful Goons, and most notably my best friend the lovely and talented kai_loi) I have been tinkering around with Second Life. In fact, I’ve just signed up with a…

Parking = No

Someone parked in my park again. At least this time, when he came running out to stop the tow truck, he didn’t try the old “What are you doing? That’s my car!” routine. Which is sad, because I have my “And this is my park. And that sign,…

Cinematography

Annettle and recently watched this years academy awards show. There’s a host segment bit where Ellen DeGeneres talks to Clint Eastwood in the audience, then produces a digital camera and asks for someone to take a picture of her with Clint “..for my Myspace page.” she says. LOL#1.…