He Knows Kung-Fu

So, dropped my good friend Fitz at his Aikido class this morning, he’s been up for a few days learning Aikido from wizened asian guys. I saw one of them – he was old, wizened and smiling broadly. Even if didn’t KNOW he was a 6th or 7th dan…

Hack The Plant

Bah, James is playing the soundtrack to “Hackers”, here at work. Every time I hear this soundtrack, it makes me want to go rollerblading. ROLLERBLADING! I require to go and do this, sometime very soon. Oh yes. “No names, man! NO NAMES!”…

"News"

News headline today from stuff.co.nz: “Fresh violence threatens Mideast peace moves” Well, fuck me. Surely this doesn’t even count as news any more, does it? “Rationality and sanity abounts throughout Mideast peace moves.”, THAT would be news. Guys, band together, buy a fucking huge chunk of (say)…

SHORT FILM

I’ve decided I’m going to make a short film. Things that are REQUIRED to be in this film include: – A group of people walking really slowly towards the camera while soaring power guitar chords play. – A training montage! – A musical number of some sort. Any other suggestions are…

In which a Ruckus is delivered

I meant to post this – it’s a piece of mail I got shortly after I removed public access to the media resources on jsr.com: –BEGIN Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2001 11:21:45 +1100 From: Masta Deathbringa To: jsr@jsr.com Subject: MEDIA FUCKER FUCK U FUCK FUCK…

An Open Letter To All Non-Atheists

I just watched a news item on BBC World about Muslims and Christians arguing over someone wanting to build a mosque near a church, somewhere in the middle east. There was much arguing over it, and some guy predicting that if they built it, then “blood would be spilt”. Apparently…