Like A Cat

So Elvis the Cat is limping around, putting on his best Forlorn Eyes in an effort to get more food out of Annette and I. Only my cat could strain a muscle “perhaps falling off something” (the vets words, not mine). Whoever coined the phrase “Catlike Grace” did not own…

KISS Did, Obviously

Damn and blast! In an effort to get some outraged and amusing responses, I posted the following to the New Zealand Goth Forums, in the Music section: “So, who really invented goth? Marilyn Manson, or Placebo?” …and there have been NO outraged responses!…

So, Not Spiders?

Got the following quote from the net today: [Chelly] What is your biggest fear? [JasonRene] living long enough to become isolated from anyone who cares about me, and then dying alone. [Chelly] 🙁 [JasonRene] You asked 😉 [Chelly] I know [Chelly] I was expecting something like spiders.…

Questions from Annette!

Annette asks: 1. What do you consider your best qualities? My spectacular, nay overwhelming, nigh-unto GODLIKE modesty. 2. I know you want to get into film one day – have you ever considered any other careers? I actively considered a career as a realtor, at one stage. But only for the…

See What I Did There?

So, I watched the final episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ever the other day, and it was reasonably fun, I guess. Frankly, after season 6 and 7, I’m not too unhappy to see the show put out of it’s misery. Don’t get me wrong, there were…

'stralya

And so I’m back! From outer space! Okay, no, Sydney, but that makes the song much less interesting. Item: Sydney is MUCH more fun when you’re on an expense account, than when you’re not. It goes from being a grubby, hot, unpleasant town to a scintilating jewel…

The Eggs of Numbing Inevitability

Last night I travelled to the excellent Civic theatre to partake in the comic stylings of Mr Bill Bailey, who may well be one of the funniest human beings on the planet. I’m not even going to describe his act, or repeat any jokes or anything, but you should…