EXPERIMENT: Honey Soy Chicken Chips

HYPOTHESIS: That Honey Soy Chicken Chips will taste AWESOME and be SWEET like the PAIN of my ENEMIES. EXPERIMENTAL METHOD: I will EAT the fuck out of these CHIPS like WOAH. SCALE: A scale will be used where if you ATE an ASS and then POOPED it out of ANOTHER…

IRC CONSIDERED HARMFUL

IRC is an enabler of bad ideas: @jsr looks at the primary and secondary switches he has to configure and name. [@jsr] Do you think anyone would mind if I called them “West Philidelphia” and “Bel Air” ? [@Malach] Only if West Philly is the primary. [@Malach] Where things are born…

Wedding Playlist

A couple of people asked me about this, and I did mean to post it, but I was distracted by honeymoons and whatnot. This is the playlist of songs that were played at our wedding, either as background music or during the ceremony: – “Katamari on the Rock (Main Theme)” by…

The Laziest Man on Mars

I need some feedback. When I get petrol for my bike, I often go pay for it in the service station while still wearing my helmet. The helmet is a pain to take off, because you need to be careful not to dislodge the in-ear headset connected to the iphone…