Please Stand Up

“Sheik Shady Suleiman, a cleric from Lakemba Mosque, admitted that, despite his community being “very understanding”, there were “some hardheads who want trouble”.” He’s Sheik Shady. The real Sheik Shady. All you other Sheik Shadys is just imatatey.…

The dubs

I had a discussion with Isaac F the other day, in which we discussed government conspiracy theories, and he stated that he didn’t really think that the US government did the conspiracy theory thing any more and instead it just came out and said what evil stuff it was…

Domicile Nomenclature

The apartment building where I live is called “The Four Seasons Plaza”, a name that (a) no-one knows, (b) no-one who actually does know, likes, and (c) sucks. In a recent body corporate meeting there was discussion on renaming it. This is a likely possibility. I am going to try…

Burned my ass UP

Richard Pryor died over the weekend. He’s been ill with MS for a while now, so it wasn’t as if no-one saw it coming. He was one of the best stand-up comics EVER. I had a pirated copy of Here and Now and RP: Live in Concert on…

Also "Firing Arcane Missiles"

[Playing WoW] JSR: [Chuckles] Annette: “What?” JSR: “Well, our guildie just mentioned ‘playing everyones favourite game, Grind on Furbolgs!’ in chat, and for some reason I thought that “Grinding the Furbolg” was a euphemism for masturbation. And NOW I’m thinking of other WoW sayings that would be fine euphemisms…

Complete. And Heavy.

Woohoo! I am now the proud owner of the Complete Calvin and Hobbes collection! Note the slightly dented enclosure – the perils of getting stuff shipped from the US – but the books themselves are fantastically printed and hardbound, and the comics therein are excellent. If only they’d do one of…

Hippeh

I am growing my hair long again. It’s currently just hitting my collar and starting to curl back up, so it’s time to get the back bit tidied, before The Mullet can assume physical form, and start to amass power and influence and armies of Orcs. I’m…