Those of you who think you know my beloved Annette as being only interested in small fluffy (and/or fuzzy) animals and various other mega-cutesy kawai-i-i things should know that right now she’s in the lounge playing Grand Theft Auto IV. I believe she was just gunned down by…
Slashdot just posted an article about how NASA are considering using an australian-developed piece of technology to look for signs of life on Mars. This tech is called the “Alphachron”. The Alphachron can not a real thing, dammit. Something called an Alphachron is ..is…well it’s what the decepticons…
I have purchased an mac laptop, for the OSXing and the Final Cutting and the Garagebandage, and all that good stuff. This will be an amusing learning curve – the last time I seriously used a mac, it was a mac classic running I guess System 7? Something like that. It’…
This is entertaining AND irritating. Paul Brislen from Vodafone, replying to a gripe about the uselessness of Vodafone Live compared to The Internet, say the following: “The reason customers use [Vodafone Live] in the first place is because going out onto the WWW without such protection can be fruitless and…
PASCO COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida substitute teacher says his job disappeared after doing a magic trick in front of his students. Substitute teacher Jim Piculas made a toothpick disappear, then reappear in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land O’ Lakes, Florida. The Pasco County School District…
Allow me to express my opinion of the Iron Man movie in cupcake form… Best. Superhero. Movie. Ever. And if you didn’t stay ’till the very end after the credits, it sucks to be you.…
The office manager at [Employer] sent out an email offering prizes to employees for correctly answering a series of questions related to office protocols and policies. Here are the questions, and my responses (in bold): 1. Give the full names of 3 [Employer] Board Members John, Paul and Ringo 2.…
Just got back from the Henry Rollins spoken word gig. Henry Rollins is brilliant. That is all. Continue about your business.…