Defending The Frontier

When you put your hands on the steering wheel of my new car, your thumbs fall naturally on two silver buttons on the top of the wheel, and your fingers do the same to two other silver buttons on the back.

The actual purpose of these buttons is to change gears when you’re in manual drive mode. In my head, however, the front ones are for LASERS, the back ones are for MISSILES, and if you press and hold all four? DEATH BLOSSOM.

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