Poor Hufflepuff. You suck.

A transcript of a recent conversation:

John S Russell: Lance, Lord Laserfalcon of Gryffindor!

Megan Whelan:  I don’t think I’m a Gryffindor, am I?

John S Russell: Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw? You’re hardly Slytherin.

Megan Whelan: No, I was thinking more one for humble, bumbing, but loyal, losers.

John S Russell: Hufflepuff.

I once listed the houses at Hogwarts as “Brave Gryffindor, Nasty Slytherin, Clever Ravenclaw, and The Other One.” 

I stand by my statement.