IRC is an enabler of bad ideas:

@jsr looks at the primary and secondary switches he has to configure and name.
[@jsr] Do you think anyone would mind if I called them “West Philidelphia” and “Bel Air” ?
[@Malach] Only if West Philly is the primary.
[@Malach] Where things are born and raised.
[@jsr] Of course.
[@jsr] Traffic only switches over to Bel Air in the event of one little fight.
[@Malach] and you’re the mom who gets scared?
[@jsr] The scared mom switching process is automated.
[@Malach] Can you name the interfaces on the Bel Air switch “Aunty” and “Uncle”?
[@jsr] Oh, brilliant! Yes!
[@jsr] makes a note.