Less than meets the eye

Geek Confession:

I thought the transformers cartoons were shit in the 1980s, and I think the recent live-action transformers movies are DoubleShit.

I wasn’t interested in Productbots vs Merchandisacons when I was in my early teens, and I’m definitely not fucking interested when that dead-eyed waste of skin Shia LaBeouf is thrown into the mix.


  1. I loved the Transformers cartoons as a kid cause I loved how they transformed.

    I love the current movies, cause, well… they’ve got Megan Fox in em. She’s HOT.

    • I don’t know. Cute and all, but the character’s just a bit soulless. Kind of like those girls like porcelain dolls, that creep you out when their eyes seem to follow you around the room.

  2. How does Shia LaBeouf keep getting work? He’s like Freddie Prinz, Jr, it’s not that he can’t act, it’s just that he’s .. totally unengaging, in a dead-eyed going-through-the-motions manner. Surely there are actors out there with more charisma?