So, we bought our wedding rings yesterday.
They’re being resized now, and will be ready in a week or so. Annettes was not so bad, but mine needed to be resized to an absurd level to fit the mighty paws I use to scoop salmon out of rivers and to bash down the doors of remote lighthouses in order to inform small boys that they are wizards.
We’ve both opted for very plain bands – Annette’s is gold, and mine is white gold. So she gets to make references to it being her own, her precious!… whereas I am stuck with being a white gold wielder … and frankly, no-one wants that shit.
Wedding starting to seem much realer now.
 They’re never actually wizards. I just like to mess with their heads.