Everyone who just crashed their car, take a step back.
Not so fast, me!
Categories: From The Unfathomable Mind of JSR
November 4, 2008 at 6:44 am
Doh! Presume the post means you’re ok etc? How’s the car?
November 4, 2008 at 6:57 am
I’m fine. Front end of car moderately crunched.
November 4, 2008 at 7:23 am
Ooops! What did you crash into? Lamppost? Mack Truck? Deceptively large pothole?
November 4, 2008 at 7:28 am
Shoggoth? Octopus? Imaginary polar bear? Did the little talking bear on your dashboard go ‘oh no’ and put its paws over its eyes?
November 4, 2008 at 9:22 am
Shoggoths aren’t seen much past the antartic circle or above water for that matter, more like cthulu spawn because ryleh isn’t to far off the coast of nz.
November 4, 2008 at 9:20 am
ouch, well since you are able to type, the damage shouldn’t be to harsh, maybe whiplash, concussion and a few bruises.
Any crash you can walk away from is a good one 🙂
November 4, 2008 at 10:23 am
Hmmm, glass half full – you didn’t crash into ME! 😉
November 4, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Did you ****die****?!
(It’s a shame it’s so difficult to get across the faux-emo-stoopid tone in written form)
November 5, 2008 at 2:25 am
And now … I am a P-P-P-PIRATE GHOST!
Run for it, Scoob!
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