Digital Hookers, Virtual Coke

Those of you who think you know my beloved Annette as being only interested in small fluffy (and/or fuzzy) animals and various other mega-cutesy kawai-i-i things should know that right now she’s in the lounge playing Grand Theft Auto IV. I believe she was just gunned down by the five-o.

Live and learn. Live and learn.


  1. I took a lady on a date and she didn’t even put out!

    Maybe I should have let her win at bowling…

  2. Best GTA 4 review ever.

  3. The Five-O?

    Now I can’t get the theme music to Hawaii Five O out of my head.