From a story on Stuff:
“A Canterbury horse trainer has died after being kicked by a foal on his Leeston property.”
This is, of course, an unfortunate accident, and tragic for the family and friends of the man involved.
Sadly my first mental image upon reading the summary above was of a man folding up, clutching his groin and saying “Oooooo! Right in the Leeston Properties!”
I’m a bad man.