It’s an OUTRAGE!

Here’s a link to what claims to be a Screaming O Screaming Octopus Clitoral Vibrator, which is toally absurd.

What it is, obviously, is a miniature vibrating model of The Shaman Tony Harrison. And he’s not screaming, he’s yelling. As to what he’s yelling, that’s left as an exercise for the reader.

the-magdalene … just letting you know that these exist, is all. Just sayin’.


  1. This is an OUTRAGE!
    Although I don’t feel too threatened because my design focuses more on the looong tentacles and less on Tony Harrison’s head.

    • I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw that at the bottom of the page and thought “hwurgle?!”

      I don’t really get the idea of sex toys anyway, but a DUCKIE?

      • My kids have a large collection of rubber duckies (and dinosaurs and fishes and polar bears…) – you really, really wouldn’t want to be having any mix ups.

        And, yeah, I don’t really get the whole sex toys thing either – especially when they are promoted as a fun thing to use with a partner (I guess I view them as “person substitutes”).

      • Really? Well, that’s THAT xmas present idea out the window, then.