Neverquest

Sony are making an Everquest movie.

Um.

I mean, I’m not even sure if they should make a WoW movie, and WoW is pure crack cocaine to Everquests’ dime bag of skunk weed all full of stems and heavily cut with oregano and grass clippings.

What’d be hilarious is if they actually stayed true to the game – there could be a training montage like in Rocky where the protagonist works hard at skilling up (by, say, killing the same kind of crocodile, over and over) while awesome montage music plays … only to encounter a slightly too tough flavour of crocodile, die, lose all that experience and end up back where he started.

Coming soon, to a theatre … or DVD rack … near you!

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