I may be being a bit racist here, I’m sorry. I’ll try to do better.

Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village

“Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.”

Prediction: The ones that survive the initial illness will develop powers and abilities far greater than those of mortal men.

Gentle LLamaman! The Mighty Incan! Panpipe! Yes, you can picture them now in your minds eye, standing in the traditional fists on hips superhero stance, multicoloured poncho/cloaks fluttering in the breeze!

Let Evil Beware!


  1. The villain being “The Obsidian Blade”?

  2. I dunno, I’ve read a bit much Lovecraft to see anything good coming out of this.

    • “Good” is a relative term. I for one welcome our tentacled overlords.

      • Ya’know what with kids these days I suspect if the Elder Gods did pop up the youth today would just shrug their collective shoulders and either:

        a: Reach for a bfg and start playing the cool new first person shooter with the skill that can only be gained by 10 hour stretches day after day.

        b: Shriek with horror at ‘Paris Hilton’s’ latest cosmetic surgery botch-up, take a photo of it with their camera and then upload it to their blog

        c: Shrug and tell their friends that the latest movie had better cgi but points for the holographic effect

  3. Where’s UNIT when you need them?