Anna Nicole Smith

I was going to write a “Candle in the Wind” parody here, but it’s not really required.

So long, Anna Nicole. We were laughing at you, not with you.


  1. At least we can take solace in the fact that though she’s dead, her artificial breasts have a half-life of about 5,000 years and so the best part of her will live on.

  2. One of the articles I read drew similarities to the life and death of Marilyn Monroe. They forgot to mention one major point of difference: Marilyn actually had some class.

  3. One News said she was famous for being famous. This isn’t true. She was famous for being a stripper who married a geriatic billionaire, which is an achievement in itself.