A quote from IRC, dated back in May. I hope I didn’t post this already, but it does need to be posted:

[JSR] I got spam that said something like “Lesbian Slut Virgins Who Crave Cock!” and I was thinking that if they crave cock, they’re terrible at being lesbians. If they’re virgins, they’re terrible at being sluts. These girls are clearly deeply confused.

[Jenza] You still clicked, right?