Glass elevator doors are sharp

So I saw an article today which details how a young girl, on a tour of a chocolate factory, accidentally had her hand severed in a conveyor belt.

This is, of course, tragic for all involved. I sincerely hope they manage to re-attach it.

However. I have to say. It’s probably all for the best that this didn’t happen to anyone I know personally. Because, like, my natural inclination to burst into song could in this case probably not be restrained.

o/~ Oompa-Loompa, Loompa-dee-do, I’ve got a simple message for you! Oompa-Loompa, Loompa-dee Endeavoured Band …

Filling in the rest is best left as an exercise for the reader.


  1. Cadbury’s Chocolate Fingers.