You People Are Weirdos

I’m watching a lecture from my excellent /media/Movies/Documentary/BatshitCrazy/ directory.

I just uploaded a copy of “Titanic – THE SHIP THAT NEVER SANK” to it, which made me wander through it and play an item I hadn’t watched yet.

As such, I am now enjoying “The Antichrist and a Cup of Tea” which is a lecture about how the antichrist currently walks the earth, is about to dominate mankind and all that kinda stuff using (of course) the United Nations to bring this about. The antichrist in question is, am I am sure you’ve _easily_ guessed already, HRH Charles the Prince of Wales.

And he has _proof_, in the form of numerology, bible codes, symbols in the heraldic crest of the Prince of Wales, and whatnot and sundry.

It must suck to be the guy giving this lecture. The world he lives in is, as Warren Ellis would say, a Bad World. Imagine living your life being the guy WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH ABOUT CHARLES, BUT NO-ONE WILL LISTEN! OH THEY’LL RUE THE DAY WHEN CHARLES TAKES THE FIELD AT MEGGIDO! Imagine this guy trying to make a life for himnself when the wiring in his brain is telling him this shit. Imagine trying to get on with things when you’re this kind of subtly crazy.

And of course, he doesn’t look crazy in this video. He looks like a young businessman. Not a really sharp one, though. More like a selfconcious and quiet young man who’s maybe just been promoted from senior accounts clerk to junior accountant, and has purchased his first quite expensive suit. That’s what he looks like.

This guy is someone who if your daughter or sibling decided to date him, you wouldn’t feel protective about her because he seems like no real threat to her, but you would be very very puzzled at what she saw in him.

Except maybe she sees the person who knows the truth about HRH Damien Windsor, the great beast who shall devour us all, possibly with a nice cup of tea to follow.

1 Comment

  1. My goodness!

    I do love reading your posts sometimes – quite entertaining =o)

    I think my dad has been puzzled over most the guys I have dated…