This months True Geek Confession is:

I have never seen “The Goonies”.

I missed out on last months, so here’s a bonus:

I still read and enjoy some of the “Dragonlance” books.[1]

Tune in next month for more True Geek Confessions, where you may mock me at will.

[1] The [Noun] of the Twins books, specifically. Obviously not the original trilogy, because it’s shit.