IMPORTANT. READ. SIGN. DIE HAPPY.

So Uwe Boll has stated that he will quit making movies if one million people sign a petition asking him to stop.

I know I usually post funny or sarcastic stuff to my blog. But this is SERIOUS. It’s probably the case that Boll will ignore the petition, even if it hits one million signatures, but if there’s any chance that we can stop this man from making any more films, then in the name of all that is good we have to try.

Please sign the petition. I thank you, movie fans the world over thank you, and the Baby Jesus thanks you. Sign it. Please.

5 Comments

  1. What is he noted or reviled for?

    • Ah, see, this tells me you haven’t seen any of his work.

      He makes moveiss. Adapted from video games. They are, with no exception, steaming piles of shit.

      He made, among others, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, and apparently a Dungeon Siege movie.

      His movies are the worst things I have ever seen on the big screen.

      • See I knew there was an upside to only getting to the movies about twice a year!

      • Well now, to be fair, he does a good line in cheesy action films. The problem is that he thinks he’s making horror/fantasy films, and that these films have some relation to a video game.

        • He does a line in cheesy action films. I’m not willing to call it good. That man hurt my brain – and I like cheesy action. Heck, I even voluntarily watched the pilot of Airwolf again the other day.

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