Anna Nicole Smith

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1501119/story.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10423151

I was going to write a “Candle in the Wind” parody here, but it’s not really required.

So long, Anna Nicole. We were laughing at you, not with you.

3 Comments

  1. At least we can take solace in the fact that though she’s dead, her artificial breasts have a half-life of about 5,000 years and so the best part of her will live on.

  2. One of the articles I read drew similarities to the life and death of Marilyn Monroe. They forgot to mention one major point of difference: Marilyn actually had some class.

  3. One News said she was famous for being famous. This isn’t true. She was famous for being a stripper who married a geriatic billionaire, which is an achievement in itself.

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