Fleethoof is real, dammit. REAL.

“[Director of the Federation Against Copyright Trust, Tony Eaton] says the federation has access to a search engine that allows it to see any illegal downloading in New Zealand.”

Oh. You do? Right. Yeah, I have one of those, too. And I have a working lightsaber. And my best friend is a talking unicorn named “Fleethoof”; when I rub his magic horn just right it makes magic unicorn syrup! Magic unicorn syrup has an odd taste, but Fleethoof says it’s “good for you” and he should know!

5 Comments

  1. LOLing so hard right now. In fact, it’s a fully fledged lollercoaster.

  2. I have a search engine that tell me when my crack pipe is empty.

  3. And apparently I have a sixth sense that allows me to detect unicorn pron… Unicron pron?

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