I just had the following conversation with Chris R, on the subject of Doom 3, which is available now in Illegal 0day warez form:
Chris: did you need the manual?
JSR: Dude. It’s Doom. There are guns. For the shooting. Also: Zombies.
Chris: That’s what I figured.
JSR: I’m blogging this. 🙂
The Manual reads: Just Shoot Them.