Title of the Song

Someone sent me the following deconstruction of your basic boy band/smoove guy love song:


TITLE OF THE SONG

Declaration of my feelings for you
Elaboration on those feelings
Description of how long these feelings have existed
Belief that no one else could feel the same as I

Reminiscence of the pleasant times we shared
And our relationship’s perfection
Recounting of the steps that led to our love’s dissolution
Mostly involving my unfaithfulness and lies

Penitent admission of wrongdoing
Discovery of the depth of my affection
Regret over the lateness of my epiphany

Title of the song
Naive expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs
Repetition of the title of the song

Enumeration of my various transgressive actions
Of insufficient motivation
Realization that these actions led to your departure
And my resultant lack of sleep and appetite

Renunciation of my past insensitive behavior
Promise of my reformation
Reassurance that you still are foremost in my thoughts now
Need for instructions how to gain your trust again

Request for reconciliation
Listing of the numerous tests that I’d perform
Of physical and emotional compensation

Title of the song
Naïve expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs
Repetition of the title of the song

Acknowledgment that I acted foolishly
Increasingly desperate pleas for your return
Sorrow for my infidelity
Vain hope that my sins are forgivable
Appeal for one more opportunity
Drop to my knees to elicit crowd response
Prayers to my chosen deity
Modulation and I hold a high note

Title of the song
Naïve expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs
Repetition of the title of the song

[Edit: Found it on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=734wnHnnNR4]

 

6 Comments

  1. That is so, so wrong. Therefore, I shall share it with my friends.

  2. Oh man!!!

    That’s wonderful.

  3. That was the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages. 🙂

    And hi from a random person who met you a long time ago :p

  4. Fuck man. Where do you come up with this shit?

  5. teeheehee

    This must really be added to a playlist somewhere… to be played at least once…

    *giggles as she relistens to it*

  6. ROCKING!

    being one of those who like ragging yonder boy bands (and lets face it, who doesnt?), you’ll most likely also appreciate this

    tshirthell is grand 🙂

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